Thursday, Sept. 11, 2003 | 12:40 a.m.

I'm no longer sleepy. Leave it to me to be drop dead tired one minute, and the next filling out these:

Your Life: The Movie by >mintyduck<
Who will play you:	Eminem
Who will play your love interest:	David Spade
Weeks you will stay in the box office:	15
Song that will play during your love scene:	The Bangles - Eternal Flame
Song that will play during your death:	Lynyrd Skynyrd - Freebird
Your name:
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It is so flattering to know that such a diverse actor as Eminem will play me. That takes real talent and a serious depth in range.

Some would also say that it would take uterus, but what do they know? Don't let your penis hold you back, Em!

What Are You Most Likely to Utter During Sex by UMAJohnnie
Name
Sexuality
Age
Most Likely to Say	"Holy shit! You weren't kidding!"
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I guess it really was that small.

What will your Funeral be like? by rashock
Username
You will die by:	You die in sweet bliss while having sex with your lover or partner. Seems they were so good your heart couldn't stand it and stopped. Talk about a heart breaker, but at least everyone sees you inyour casket with a smile of your face.
Death Date:	May 3, 2073
Number attending your funeral?	97
How much will you leave to friends and family?	$4,826,137
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At 90 years old, I was making some kinda tip. Don't ever let your mama tell you that the corner's not a good place to do business.

I should also add that 90 of the people that attended my funeral were there "in spirit." By the time you're 90, everyone you know is dead.

What Band Will You Get Gang Banged By? by hulahoopwoundss
What Band Will Fuck You (A Lot)	Alkaline Trio - Lucky Bastard!
Date It Will Happen	April 14, 2020
You Will Meet At	McDonalds
How Many STDs Will You Catch	5
Money You Will Make From The Video	$1,028,719
Name
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With all Ho-Bag jobs (refer to previous MeMe) there are occupational hazards. My five STDs would be very good examples of this.

This Is How A Fucking Gangsta Rolls.. by starlitelily
gangsta name
gangsta job	enforcer
your fucking problem	you can't read
# of times you ran from the cops	59
your saying	I'ma blast you
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It's not that I can't read, it's just that I choose not to work in my Hooked On Phonics work book. I'm a real thug. We get hooked on crack, not phonics.

Word.

You Celebrity Whore by poolofjello
Username (no caps)
You will mess around with	Elijah Wood
You will have sex	135 times not counting the night you will do it 4 times
He will like it when you	Bite his ear
You will get lucky on	January 23, 2015
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Sorry, I'm still having visions of biting a fake, plastic elf ear. They really know how to turn a girl on, don't they?

The Afterlife, V1.0 by silentounce
Name
Favorite Color
Your fate	Reincarnated, dog
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Nothing will change. I'll still be a bitch.

What is your Murderdoll Fate? by murderdoll_junkie
your name
when?	next summer
which murderdoll?	acey
what is your fate?	you get mistaken for chicken and get eaten alive!
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Andriea threatens me with the same fate every day at lunch. Chicken fanatics, I swear.

what do they really think of you by purple
lj name
sex
age
your best friend thinks	he loves you
your family think	you took the last cookie
strangers think	you'll sleep with them
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Does this mean I'm a fat slut who's best friend is an imaginary male?

Which Band Should You Be In? by couplandesque
Your Name
Band Name	Pearl Jam
Role	Bassist
Trademark	Extreme Sassiness
Love Interest	A Porn Star
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So, are you that lucky porn star? If so, call 1-800-I-Heart-Jesus to set up a free consultation with yours truly.

are you sexy? by jeska
your name
do YOU think you are?
male/female?
on a scale from 1-10 you are a	8
other people say you are	blah
your sex appeal will last til	July 4, 2082
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There's a real self-esteem booster.

What is Your Destiny? by Valcion
Name
Color
Birthday
Destiny	Enslaver of all humanity
Date when you fulfill your destiny	January 12, 2013
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This has Bright Future written all over it.

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