Monday, Aug. 18, 2003 | 10:47 p.m.

The only reason this "Weather Pixie" looks so good is because she's fake. If that were a real girl, her makeup would've been been nonexistant from constant sweating; her hair would be a frizz ball from the humidity; and she would have a terrible sunburn, from showing so much skin.

Nothing says "Florida" like our wonderful summer weather!

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