...But Why Would I Want To Do A Thing Like That?
Survey Numero Uno
Friday, Jun. 27, 2003 | 12:11 a.m.

Out of extreme boredom, I filled out the following survey. After looking at it, I realized that I need to do more illegal drugs or something, because I'm beginning to really look like a goodie-goodie.

LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Alisha
-- Birth date: June 20, 1986
-- Birthplace: Tallahassee, Florida
-- Current Location: Tallahassee, Florida
-- Eye Color: brown
-- Hair Color: auburn
>-- Height: 5' 6"
-- Righty or Lefty: Right handed
-- Zodiac Sign: Gemini

LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: Heh...I know that I've got some Irish in me. Basically, though, I'm just one of those pale white girls.
-- The shoes you wore today: white K-Swiss
-- Your weakness: math, crying, anxiety, depression
-- Your fears: whatever my anxiety brings on
-- Your perfect pizza: cheese pizza
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: To one day know how to write well enough that I could make money from it.

LAYER THREE:
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: "LOL"
-- Your thoughts first waking up: Where's my medication?
-- Your best physical feature: My hair
-- Your bedtime: Whenever I finally pass out. This is usually around 1-2:30 a.m.
-- Your most missed memory: I'll let you know when it goes missing.

LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Micky D's
-- Single or group dates: Wouldn't know, since I've never done that dating thing.
-- Adidas or Nike: Nike
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither.
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Neither.

LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: Nope. I tried it once, but that was a stupid thing to do. I can barely handle second hand smoke, so I'm not sure what possessed me to try the real thing.
-- Cuss: Fuck this and Fuck that...
-- Sing: Yes, I do sing, but that doesn't mean that I can sing.
-- Take a shower everyday: Twice a day.
-- Have a crush(es): I'm a 17 year old girl -- No, I don't ever have a crush.
-- Do you think you've been in love: Nope
-- Want to go to college: Yes
-- Like(d) high school: Actually, I have liked high school, even if the people I go to school with annoy the hell out of me.
-- Want to get married: Never. I'm too flighty.
-- Believe in yourself: For the most part.
-- Think you're attractive: Really, must you make me laugh?
-- Think you're a health freak: Oh, this one is funnier!
-- Get along with your parent(s): I'm my mom's only companion, whether I want to be or not. Our relationship is a bit strained.
-- Like thunderstorms: Yes
-- Play an instrument: I once played the saxophone, but that was a long, long time ago.

LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: No
-- Smoked: No
-- Done a drug: prescription drugs - yes
-- Had Sex: I think I should cover my virgin ears
-- Made Out: I'm a loser
-- Gone on a date: This is making me feel like a bigger loser...
-- Gone to the mall?: Yeah...there wasn't anything there worth getting.
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: I'm fat, but I can't put away that much food at one time.
-- Eaten sushi: Eww - no.
-- Been on stage: No
-- Been dumped: No
-- Gone skating: No
-- Made homemade cookies: No
-- Gone skinny dipping: That would be a scary sight - No
-- Dyed your hair: No
-- Stolen anything: No

LAYER SEVEN:
Have You Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Ha, Ha...no
-- If so, was it mixed company: ---
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: No
-- Been caught "doing something": No
-- Been called a tease: No
-- Gotten beaten up: No
-- Shoplifted: No
-- Changed who you were to fit in: No

LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: What makes you think that I hope to get married?
-- Numbers and Names of Children: I don't think people like myself should be allowed to reproduce -- or adopt.
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: I think I'd have an easier time describing my dream funeral.
-- How do you want to die: Ask me when I'm beginning to feel a tad bit suicidal. I'm sure I could give you a fairly detailed outline.
-- Where you want to go to college: FSU - Since it's all I can't afford.
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: There are so many things, but I'm beginning to lean toward becoming a psychologist/psychiatrist.
-- What country would you most like to visit: Australia -- Guys there have sexy accents. Guys here in Tallahassee usually just sound like hicks.

LAYER NINE:
In a guy/girl..
-- Best eye color?: Doesn't matter
-- Best hair color?: Doesn't matter
-- Short or long hair: short
-- height: Taller than myself (Christina: I want a big guy...) =)
-- Best weight: Whatever
-- Best articles of clothing: Just as long as you don't look like you walked out of a cardboard box, you'll be straight.
-- Best first date location: This is not a question you ask someone who's never been on a date!
-- Best first kiss location: Look at the above answer, then do a bit of substitution...

LAYER TEN:
-- Number of tattoos: None
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: If it was there, I wasn't paying attention
-- Number of scars on my body: Not many -- 4 or 5
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: I regret very little
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: None
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: Christina, Lisa, Tiffany, and my mom. For those of you who are a little slow, that would be four.
-- Number of CDs that I own: I counted them the other day, but I don't remember. I've got quite a few CDs.
-- Number of piercings: My ears are pierced and that's it.



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